EDIT/DISCLAIMER: Warner Bros. doesn't own Mad Max rights, my bad. It owns distribution rights or they could pay George Miller to do a short based on the Mad Max property.Warner Bros. should make a Mad Max: Fury Road inspired Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner short.The short would be CGI and could be titled Wily Coyote: Furry Road, or Mad Coyote: Fury Roadrunner, you know, one of the usual "punny" titles Coyote/Roadrunner shorts have but referencing Mad Max: Fury Road.It starts out with Wile E. Coyote on a hill overlooking the desert. The Roadrunner comes speeding through the wasteland and the Coyote quickly jumps on his classic ACME rocket. The contraption of course, fails and gets destroyed during the opening chase (much like Max's V8 Interceptor gets destroyed in the movie's intro).The explosion sends Wile E. flying across the sky. He lands miles away in the middle of an abandoned junkyard, heaps of scraps and junk around him, where he gets the idea for his greatest scheme yet.Next thing you know, Wile E. Coyote has ordered a cloning device from ACME (a sort of bracelet worn on the forearm) and he creates clone after clone of himself. Together, all the Wile E. clones begin building all sorts of vehicles with the scrap found in the junkyard.In the next scene, the Roadrunner is happily speeding through the desert, like he is wont to do, when he suddenly hears war drums in the distance. He stops and looks back, only to discover a massive fleet of vehicles, all driven by Wile E. Coyote clones, careening towards him.This is where the Mad Max Fury Road parody goes into full force. You have a Wile E. Coyote clone playing an electric guitar like the Doof warrior with 4 Wile E. clones banging on the war drums, like the Doof Wagon in the Fury Road movie. All around the Doof wagon, you have Wile E. clones driving all sorts of crazy Mad Max type vehicles. Cars, motorcycles, trucks and even a War Rig. All driven by crazed Wile E. clones, who are wearing post-apocalyptic Mad Max-style clothes and war paint.The real Wile E. himself sits atop his own war car driven by more of his clones.The bulk of the short film is an epic chase, with the fleet of Wile E. clones driving after the Roadrunner, much like Immortan Joe and his army chasing after Mad Max, Furiosa and the wives, COMPLETE with the movie's Junkie XL music. The short would be CGI with the art style inspired by the Reel FX* shorts.Once the fleet of vehicles catches up to the Roadrunner, the gags play out throughout the chase as each Wile E. coyote tries catching the Roadrunner from their vehicle. It would be a truly chaotic, anarchic short in the spirit of the Looney Tunes and Mad Max.Each time a Wile E. clone gets severely hurt, it disappears in a puff of smoke or something. So that way, as the chase is going on, the clones start thinning out. In the finale, a massive sandstorm hits the Coyote fleet and the Roadrunner and the climax plays out smack in the middle of it. It all ends, of course, with a massive crash from the biggest truck in the fleet, and with all the Coyote clones defeated.In the end, only the real Wile E. Coyote remains. He digs himself out of the sand. BEEP BEEP he hears as the Roadrunner rans by and sticks his tongue out, only for the Coyote to realize that his eternal adversary is now wearing the cloning device.Hurt and humiliated, with all the vehicles destroyed all around him, the Coyote has no choice but to run away as a massive herd of Roadrunners runs after him.The End.Warner Bros. you can do this.*The CGI art style can be based on the one used in the Reel FX Creative Studios shorts (but you know, with updated CGI). You can watch them here:Coyote FallsRabid RiderFur of FlyingFlash in the Pain via /r/movies https://ift.tt/3rq1TY9
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