Like I said in the title, the 1993 Stallone/Snipes masterpiece Demolition Man thought of everything to prepare us for living in a permanent Coronavirus lifestyle:Toilet paper? Who needs handfulls of wadded paper when you can pamper your ass with the Three Seashells?Touchless greetings? The perfect "almost high five with a wiggle" is there for you.Conversation starters? Just drop a "Mellow greetings, citizen. What seems to be your boggle?" on someone.Restaurant choices? Why bother? Taco Bell, and only Taco Bell exists. The future winner of the Franchise Wars deserves to feed us affordable grade Q beef for eternity.Alternate protein source for when we can't farm cows due to quarantine? Rat burgers!Music? Radio stations play end to end commercial jingles but that's basically what's happening now, so...Random topless chicks accidentally video conferencing you while you work from home? Check!VR "sex" with Sandra Bullock because actually rubbing naughty bits together is icky? Double check!Dennis Leary dressed like Mad Max while everyone else wears fashion togas? Triple check!Basically perfect plan for our future society. Oh and there's frozen then defrosted bad guys, an eyeball on a pen, knitting, and some shooting, and fighting, and explosions. Go watch it. via /r/movies https://ift.tt/2WNZ0Eg
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