Do NOT buy the Far From Home flavored popcorn.

I went to see John Wick 3 last night, and as usual, I needed some overpriced junk food to stuff my face with while watching the movie. Needless to say, my morbid curiosity got the better of me when I saw my theater was selling a new Spider-man “Far from home” flavored popcorn.First of all, the taste. Not to say the taste is some abomination, but it gets REAL old after the first few bites. It tastes like a vanilla febreze wall plug-in. Ew.Second, and most importantly, the popcorn has red and blue dye on its’ shells (for the whole Spider-man theme it’s got going), and let me tell you, you WILL get this stuff EVERYYYYYWHEREEE on you. On your hands. On your shirt. In your mouth. On your phone. It’s like a purple virus who’s main goal is to make you look like you just blew Mace Windus’ lightsaber.So in conclusion, don’t buy this gimmicky bullshit. Just stick to Zebra corn. You’ll thank me later. via /r/movies http://bit.ly/2WaBBNu